The Daily Chase of the White Rabbit: A Writer’s Reformation on Exercises

Like flossing and getting the heart pumping with daily vigorous walks, writers are tasked to keep fit with regular exercise, but how often do we really perform these literary calisthenics? How many writers, like myself, are impatient to get to the “real work” once a moment of time and energy clears up? In the busyness to pay bills, do our share of housework, and fulfill our duties as family members, how can we be expected to perform training drills when we have manuscripts to finish? More importantly, how much does the so-called “real work” suffer without the daily stretching of artistic muscles? Shouldn’t writing exercises be considered part of the real work? After all, as I tell my students, writing is about the process, not the product. If truth be told, I should be practicing what I preach.

Perhaps you’re like me and have stacks of writer’s craft books collecting dust and inducing cringes when I happen to glance over them as I reach for more pleasurable texts. Instead of inspiring a more resolved writing practice, those craft books remind me of my undergraduate years when I, the human embodiment of ignorance and impudence, skated through craft classes and hurried through half-assed exercises like a petty thief on a blissful joyride to nowhere. I thought I knew what I needed to know to write. And with my current attitude towards writing exercises, seems I’m doomed to repeat that folly.

Could it be that part of the disdain for writing exercises lies in the infinite variety of practices available to us? The universe keeps spitting out new how-to-write-books. A verifiable divine cup that keeps replenishing itself. Do a simple search for “writing exercises” on the web and you’ll be inundated with professional and would-be writers touting their wares like snake oil. Admittedly, myself included. Writing exercises come in all shapes and sizes. There are inane ones that serve better as the jokes and creative riddles inscribed inside a Laffy Taffy or Bazooka Joe wrapper:

Imagine you’re a hot dog about to be eaten by a family. Who would you prefer to be eaten by? The budding boy of fourteen,  a virtual human vacuum? His six-year old sister who tends to reenact seventeenth-century torture sessions with her food? Or the dad, who will easily eat you and two more of your kin before the third inning? Write in first person with a voice as far removed as your own to step out of your comfort zone.

Then there’s the antipodal avant-garde:

Create a cubist story by dissecting it into fragments. Think of as many different ways you can dissect a scene, alphabetically, chronologially, chromatically, through syllables, gender, thoughts, or spatially by feet, inches, or yards. Try to capture minute snapshots of whichever category you choose and build a fragmented whole, piece by piece.

So what exactly are the traits of a good writing exercise? How can we be sure our muscles are exploited for maximum potential? How do we sift through the plethora of writing books as plentiful as Self-Help guides? (And, am I the only one who feels that the two genres often blur into each other? )

The drills I’ve found work for me usually have a clear purpose. The exercise should pinpoint a specific aspect of writing. Of course, it can, and should address multiple craft issues, but  I want to have some sense of what I’m aiming for, some target to shoot. Far too many exercises seem like vague jumping points with no clear parameters for an intended outcome. We wouldn’t haphazardly lift barbells up and down would we?

Yet– at the same time, a good writing exercise should afford open-endedness, allowing the writer to find her own way through experimentation. A drill should ignite risk and unbolt a hidden door to creative freedom. (Is this starting to sound like self-help?) Though we may have a target we’re aiming for that target should shift on us. We should be surprised by what comes out of the pen or what our fingers end up typing.

Finally an exercise should be short, a creative spurt of energy lasting no more than two or three pages or 20-30 minutes of exploration. If a writer feels compelled to follow that white rabbit down the hole into a day’s or week’s worth of trekking through wonderland then more power to her and that exercise. She’s cracked open a gold vein.

When you come across a writing exercise that rouses the above and more you’ve got a keeper. Start collecting the ones that shake you up. Keep track of the drills that drop you off to some distant corner in your imagination you’ve never explored. Clip them like recipes. You can organize them by craft issues, or don’t categorize them at all and pull them out randomly. File them away on your laptop and take them with you as you travel. You might be able to whip one out while waiting in line at the DMV and spend the time performing artistic calisthenics instead of staring at the bald spot on the man’s head in front of you.

As you get the hang of daily exercises, you’ll want to start coming up with your own. Make them fun and interesting. Design your drills with the intent to heighten your personal slant and to amplify your voice.

Here’s a recent riff:

Sift through favorite music albums, poems, or commercial jingles and lift snatches of phrases, as a beginning, middle or ending point in a story or scene. If you start from the middle twist your way out like a spiral, revolving around the central  phrase. If ending, work your way backwards as Stevie Davies suggests Charlotte Bronte must have with her seminal work, Jane Eyre. Be sure to pay attention to key themes and words from the phrase, which will be the leit motif to build your scene or story from.

Some slips of favored stories and songs:

“It could not have lasted more than two hours: many a week has seemed shorter.” –Jane Eyre

“Shyness is nice. But shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you’d like to.” -“Ask Me,” The Smiths, from Louder than Bombs

“A little bit of Elfin magic goes a long way.”- Keebler Products

Above all, keep your training fresh. As with physical exercises, repetition leads to plateau. Any fitness trainer will insist that bicep curls can only do so much, and reps need to be varied for tone. Our literary muscles work exactly the same.

During her reading at Rakestraw for her latest novel Plague of Doves, Louise Erdrich pressed to the audience, “As a writer you just have to show up and be there. You have to be open.” I’ve just started to maintain a regimen of writing drills. Better late than never, I hope.

Before I sit down to work on my manuscript, I crack my knuckles and clear my writerly throat by tapping my fingers to keyboard and stretching my imagination into new, sometimes uncomfortable, but always stimulating contortions. Prompted by the likes of Josip Novakovich’s Fiction Writer’s Workshop and Alexandra Johnson’s Leaving a Trace: On Keeping a Journal, though I often drag my feet before I commit myself, this hoop jumping has become part of my writing ritual. Once I focus, my mind wanders. The pen makes that wonderful noise I love best, the endless scratching of fine tip to notepad. My Pilot V5 rolling ball releases its inky scent, as heady and intoxicating as a glass of wine, and I am chasing that white rabbit. After completing my twenty minutes, I come to my manuscript with a different lens, a unexpected strain of voice, a new pattern of images I never knew I had in me.

To that end, we must stay faithful and married to our art.

The dread of ritually performing exercises needs to be excised. Writing drills should be provocative, hopefully fun, but ultimately coax us from complacency and comfort. They need to challenge us. We in turn need to commit to them, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do us part. After all it is a marriage to our creative selves, and in that commitment, if we are dedicated we will keep seeking ways to renew our relationship.

Do you train regularly and if so, what are some of your favorite texts and sources for writing exercises?



  1. Hey Rashaan, I love this post! As a poet and an infrequent teacher, I think too about the “therapy” or as you say, “self-help” quality of a lot of writing exercises and workshops I hear about, and wonder whether it is enough to excavate the authenticity of our pain, etc. I find I’ve come to the point that I am irritated when hearing folks refer to heartfelt stream of consciousness writing as “poetry.” I always think that’s a starting place. And then there’s poetic form, poetic line, lots of revision.

    But as for my own writing exercises, one thing: I am (re)visiting a lot of Philippine myth/folkstory, and settling on a persona or POV from which to retell or recontextualize these stories.

  2. Thanks for your comments and for reading, Barbara! The blurring between self-help (sometimes known as healing-arts), self-expression (especially with the proliferation of blogs, Youtube, tweets, etc) all try to lay claim on Art, but I wholeheartedly agree and live by the ritual of REVISION, constant revision, as incessant as the ebb and flow of the tides.

    Your comment also makes me think of my many re-entry, working adult students who come into my Composition and Reading & Writing classes. On the very first day of any class, before we begin learning, I have my students complete a 10-minute, free-write, “Who Are You? Where Do You Come From? Where Are You Going?” Though many of my younger students jump at the chance to express themselves, many mature students, particularly women, tend to break down and psych themselves out. And though my aim is to teach how to write a thesis, how to support a thesis, or how to analyze text, etc, often times I find myself, inadvertently, asking students to excavate old fears and insecurities, simply by approaching a blank page. My lesson plan may be about how to integrate quotes, but students will come to me in tears after class or sometimes during, and explain to me their past struggles in school, at work, and in their relationships. This only reminds me how writing is so very personal and powerful. We put ourselves at risk every time we put pen to paper or fingertips to keyboard, no matter the content, and no matter the level.

    I’d love to hear more and read more about your (re)visiting Philippine myth/folkstory. I’ve been trying to emulate, much more overtly, classic tales. How can I blatantly tap into these archetypes and mine from the old truths about ourselves and the way we live(d), but also make new from my mixed race experiences? You’ve nudged me to pull out my huge book on Philippine Myths and just randomly pick a tale to rewrite from different POVS, rewrite an ending or update the tale. What a wonderful exercise. I can’t wait to see where I end up!

  3. Those are great parallels to physical exercise and marriage, Rashaan. Nice post! Personally, I tend to think writing is just so idiosyncratic that the only way to really figure it out is largely by oneself. That ends up, for me, being the most enjoyable part of it actually, trying to figure out this big freakin’ puzzle all by myself. It’s about reading the books instead of being told what’s in those books that are actually good. I like being a do-it-yourselfer, and the manly man in me (yes, he does appear now and then) just can’t help but shirk any sort of guidance. And being one of society’s gosh-darn whacky introverts, I’ve always cleaved toward more solitude with writing, always trying to minimize any external noise regarding craft. That’s why I admire conceptual physicists like Stephen Hawking; they might be informed by current research (external noise), but for them it’s all a matter of alone time with the puzzle. It’s kinda funny thinking of Hawking doing conceptual physics exercises.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s